THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

I HEAR VOICES,
AND THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

"DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE,
YOU MIGHT SPILL YOUR BEER"

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

WHE WAS OFTEN WRONG,
BUT NEVER IN DOUBT.

ISLAND BUS TOUR GUIDE

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GRADUATE QUICKLY,
MILLIONS ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU.

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

DOES THE NOISE IN MY HEAD BOTHER YOU?

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

LOOK OUT FOR #1
DON'T STEP IN #2 EITHER

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

A MONKEY NEVER THINKS HER BABY'S UGLY.

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE

PACIFIC OCEAN...JACO, COSTA RICA

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IF YOU CAN READ THIS,
THANK A TEACHER.

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FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET.
(GOING DOWNHILL)

DURANGO SILVERTON NARROW GUAGE RAILROAD

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SOMETIMES THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED
IS MORE REWARDING.

THE GRAND TETONS

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YOU CAN NOT GET TO THE TOP
BY SITTING ON YOUR BOTTOM.

THE GRAND TETONS

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SILENCE IS ONE OF THE MOST EFFECTIVE
FORMS OF COMMUNICATION.

THE GRAND TETONS

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EVERYTHING HAS BEAUTY,
BUT NOT EVERYONE SEES IT.

VIEW OF THE GATEWAY ARCH FROM BENEATH THE EADS BRIDGE
ON THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER
"MOST UNUSUAL PHOTO OF THE ARCH"

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IF ONLY FACES COULD TALK.........

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HE WHO EATS TOO MANY PRUNES,
SITS ON TOILET MANY MOONS.

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

THE TEAM HAS COME ALONG SLOW BUT FAST

BLACK HILLS POKER RUN

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

WITHOUT VISION,
WE ARE BLIND TO OPPORTUNITY

THE GRAND CANYON

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OUR TREES LINE UP
ALPHABETICALLY BY HEIGHT.

GREENSCAPE GARDENS

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ALWAYS REMEMBER:
YOU'RE UNIQUE,
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.