Saturday, January 30, 2010

GREENSCAPE GARDENS LAWN FACTS

A Gallup Survey reported 62% of all U.S. homeowners felt that investing in their lawns and landscaping was as good or better than other home improvements. The investment recovery rate is 100-200% for landscape improvements, compared to a deck or patio that will recover 40-70%.

Attractive and well maintained landscaping adds 15% to a home’s value according to real estate sources. Lawn areas quickly affect people’s moods by creating feelings of serenity, privacy, thoughtfulness or happiness. Its yearly cycles of growth and color change lift human spirits and link urban inhabitants with their countryside heritage.
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I NEVER LET MY SCHOOLING
INTERFERE WITH MY EDUCATION

PERUVIAN SCHOOL

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SHE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.

PERU

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OVERPOPULATION......
TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.

PERU

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QUESTION AUTHORITY
AND THE AUTHORITIES WILL QUESTION YOU.

LIMA, PERU

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POOR PLANNING ON YOUR PART
DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON MY PART.

SANTA STUCK IN THE GREENSCAPE GARDENS CHIMNEY

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GREENSCAPE GARDENS LAWN TIPS
Lawns Help Make Life More Pleasant!

Lawns became popular hundred of years ago when the early landscape architects included them in designs for royal estates and parks in England. They were meant to give people a pleasant environment in which to walk, picnic and play sports. The concept of the lawns was carried to North America with the early settlers and given a uniquely New World twist---lawns were used to surround the homes of the common man. On this continent lawns were for everybody, not just the privileged few.
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Some researchers estimate that as much as 50 million acres of lawn and sports turf area are being cared for by homeowners and professionals. In the U.S. alone, more than 100 million people operate more than 60 million lawn mowers. Why do they do it? One reason has to do with aesthetics and a sense of design and proportion. A lawn provides a pleasant surrounding for a home. If all the property were landscaped with trees and gardens, nothing would stand out. There would be no focus. A lawn provides a soft backdrop of accents and points of visual interest.
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Another reason is more practical. A lawn provides a clear view of roadways and walkways from the house. If a front yard was filled with a jumble of bushes and plants of different sizes and shapes, it would be easy for a prowler or an animal to lurk in this jungle unobserved. Lawns provide a buffer zone to keep pesky insects away from the house. Farmers learned long ago that it’s a good idea to maintain a lawn between the house and the fields just for this reason. A lawn has a cooling effect also. As water evaporates off a lawn, the surrounding air is cooled---reducing the load on a home’s air conditioning system. That saves energy and money. A lawn’s root system is a kind of natural filter that screens out impurities. University research shows that acid rain is less acid after it leaches through a turf root zone. Lawns play a role in replenishing the oxygen supply, preventing soil erosion, filtering dust and pollen from the air, abating noise pollution, and reducing glare. All of the above are true.

But lawns do more. They satisfy a psychological need. Lawns are relaxing. It must have something to do with the fact that a lawn is a wide, flat area of smooth, green color. Many people find it soothing to sit outside and just watch the lawn spread away from the house and blend into the neighbor’s green world. It calms the nerves after a hectic day. Sometimes you hear people talk about gardening every square inch of their property, so there’s no more lawn to tend. But just imagine your neighborhood with every bit of ground sprouting zigzags of this and that. It would not be relaxing without the greenery of established turf. Lawns are islands of serenity that makes life more pleasant.

Friday, January 29, 2010

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FREE SPEECH CARRIES WITH IT
SOME LIBERTIES TO LISTEN.

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WISE MEN DON'T NEED ADVICE.
FOOLS WON'T TAKE IT ANYWAY.

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A COMPANY IS KNOWN BY THE PEOPLE IT KEEPS.

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK

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IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ADMIT FAULTS,
YOU HAVE ONE LESS FAULT TO ADMIT.

OLD FAITHFUL
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK

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THE WORLD IS MORE LIKE IT IS NOW
THEN IT EVER HAS BEFORE.

GRAND TETON

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LIFE IS A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER,
LONG AND USEFUL.

MONTANA OUTHOUSE

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GREENSCAPE GARDENS HOUSEPLANT CARE
With the cold days of winter now upon us, the challenge of caring for our indoor plants multiplies. Proper care of houseplants helps increase satisfaction and enjoyment from them and extends the blooming period of many flowering plants. Most potted plants have been grown in greenhouses under ideal conditions. When they are placed in home environments designed for people, not plants, they need good care to adjust to the new environment.
Watering
Houseplants are killed more often by improper watering than by any other single factor. No general schedule can be used for watering all houseplants. Size of plant, pot, light, temperature, humidity and other conditions influence the speed of the plant drying out. When to water In general, flowering plants need more water than foliage plants of the same size. Never water any plant unless it needs it. Soil kept either too wet or too dry causes plant roots to die, which leads to poor growth or death of the plant. Never allow plants to wilt, and never allow them to stand in water for long periods of time. Many people rely on moisture meters to take the guess work out of watering. Learn to gauge the moisture content of the soil by its color and feel. As the soil surface dries it becomes lighter. Under continued drying, the soil begins to crack and pull away from the sides of the pot. When severe drying occurs, some damage already will have been done to the roots. Soil kept too moist becomes sticky and slimy, thus inviting root rots and other disease problems.
How to water
Plants may be watered from either the top or the bottom of the pot. If you prefer watering from the top, use a watering can with a small spout and keep as much water off the foliage as possible. Each time, wet the entire soil mass, not just the top inch. Add water until it comes through the drainage hole in the bottom of the pot. Discard water that remains beneath the pot one hour after watering. Watering from the bottom ensures thorough wetting of the soil mass. Place the pot in a pan or saucer filled with water, or dunk the pot in a bucket of deep water (just below the rim of the pot). When the top of the soil becomes moist, the entire soil ball should be wet. Remove the pot, allow it to drain and return it to the saucer. Salts may form a white accumulation on the soil surface if plants are watered regularly from the bottom. Occasional watering from the top helps wash out the salts. Don't allow the soil to reabsorb any water that has been run through the soil to leach out salts. Surface salt accumulation may become too heavy to remove in this way. When this happens, scrape off the surface soil and replace it with fresh soil. Try not to injure plant roots. Drainage Potted plants should always have good drainage. Occasionally the drainage hole may become clogged by roots. Check it by pushing a finger, stick or pencil into it. Even though drainage from the pot may be good, pot coverings may hold water. Pots wrapped in waterproof foil or placed in deep planters should be checked occasionally for standing water. Plants with "wet feet" soon look sick — leaves yellow or drop, flowers collapse and normally healthy white roots turn brown. Any or all of these can result from stagnation of the water, too little soil oxygen and development of diseases which rot the roots.
Lighting
Improper light intensity ranks close to improper watering as a frequent cause for failure with houseplants. A plant in proper light is better able to withstand the high temperature and low humidity of many homes. The amount of light necessary for good growth varies with different types of plants. Flowering plants All flowering plants need moderately bright light. Plants kept continuously in poor light will have spindly shoots, few flowers, yellow foliage, poor flower color and often little or no growth. South, east or west windows are excellent for most flowering potted plants, with the possible exception of African Violets and related plants, which prefer a north window. Plants in bloom should be kept out of direct sunlight since the flowers will heat excessively and collapse more quickly. Light in the average room, away from windows, is not bright enough for most flowering plants, even when ceiling fixtures are kept on. Fluorescent lights located fairly close to houseplants will improve growth when plants cannot be placed close to windows. When artificial lights are used, place them about one foot above the top of the plant, and keep them on for about 16 hours each day. Extra fertilizer, water or repotting are not cures for insufficient light.
Foliage plants
Foliage plants are generally divided into those suitable for low light areas, moderate light areas and high light areas. Only a few plants can tolerate dimly lit room interiors. Light at a north window, daylight with no direct sun or sunlight diffused through a lightweight curtain are suitable for most foliage plants. Plants that require full sunlight should be put in a south window. Abrupt change from a location in low light to one in bright light may be damaging. Plants can become acclimated to one location. Leaves gradually face toward light for maximum light absorption, especially in low light areas. Moving the plant disrupts this orientation, and light is not used as efficiently for a period of time. This is especially true of large plants. Moving abruptly to more intense light also results in bleaching or burning of foliage, especially in direct sun. Any changes should be made gradually. Many plants can be kept from getting one-sided by turning them once a week.
Temperature
Proper temperatures for plants are often hard to find in the house. A hot, dry atmosphere shortens the life of flowers. Flowering potted plants should receive temperatures from 65 to 75 degrees F in the day and 55 to 60 degrees F at night. To maximize flowering potted plants in the home, move them to a cool spot at night. Foliage plants are more tolerant of high temperatures, but they thrive at temperatures between 65 and 70 degrees. In winter, plants placed close to a window may have cooler temperatures than those elsewhere in the house. If the drapes are drawn behind these plants at night, the window temperature may be too cool. On cold nights, check temperatures close to windows. Some tropical foliage plants can be injured at temperatures below 40 degrees F. Do not put plants at windows that have hot air registers or radiators directly below them. Hot air blowing on the plants often causes leaves to brown on the edges and occasionally to drop or die.
Humidity
Air in most modern homes is extremely dry during the winter. A furnace or room humidifier can help plant growth. Watertight trays placed beneath the plants and filled with constantly moist sand or gravel help increase humidity around the plants. Pots must be placed on, not in, the wet sand or gravel. Misting over the leaves daily helps a plant overcome the stress of low humidity. Plants needing constant high humidity such as orchids or gardenias are best kept in kitchens or bathrooms where humidity often runs higher. A relative humidity between 40 and 60 percent is best for most plants but is difficult to attain in the house.
Fertilizing
Newly purchased plants have been well fertilized in the greenhouse. They seldom need additional fertilizer for a few weeks. If plants are to be discarded after flowering, there will be no benefit from fertilizing. Plants kept in the home should be put on a regular fertilization program. When to fertilize Fertilizing once a month is usually adequate for most houseplants that are producing new growth or flowers. During midwinter (December, January) when no new growth is apparent, fertilizer should be withheld. Do not use fertilizer to stimulate new growth on a plant located in poor growing conditions. Lack of growth is more often due to improper light or watering than to nutritional deficiencies. In such cases adding fertilizer may actually cause additional injury. Drop of lower leaves, overall yellow-green color or weak growth may indicate a need for fertilization. Since these same symptoms may result from poor light or overwatering, evaluate all conditions before fertilizing more than normal.
Kind of fertilizers
Water soluble, complete fertilizers have been formulated for houseplants and are available at garden centers. They are easy to use. Be sure to follow directions carefully. Do not apply more than directed. The roots of potted plants are quite restricted and easily burned by the application of too much fertilizer at one time. Never apply liquid fertilizers to wilted plants. Water the plants first and apply fertilizer after the plants have recovered and the soil has dried slightly. If soluble fertilizers such as 20-20-20 are available, these may also be used for fertilizing houseplants. Make a solution by mixing 1-1/2 teaspoons of this material in one gallon of water. Organic fertilizers can also be used for houseplants, but either organic or inorganic fertilizers or a combination of both will be satisfactory sources of nutrients. Fertilizers that release nutrients slowly or over a long time period require less frequent application than liquid forms. They are available in beads, pills, spikes and other forms. Never exceed amounts suggested by the manufacturer's directions.
Repotting
Plants just brought home from the greenhouse seldom need immediate repotting. Many will not require potting for some time. A newly acquired plant must make adjustments to its new environment, and repotting immediately puts added strain on the plant. When a plant is potbound (roots are too extensive for the pot) it will require frequent watering and produces poor growth. It is time for repotting. A good potting mixture for most houseplants consists of a blend of three parts sphagnum peat, one part vermiculite and one part perlite. Many commercially available "peat-lite" mixes are ideal for houseplants. It is wise to avoid the addition of soil to a potting medium, as this often leads to poor drainage, overwatering and root diseases. Acid-loving plants such as azaleas and gardenias should have at least 50 percent peat moss or other organic material in the soil mixture. With good care, these plants can be grown successfully in peat moss with no soil added. When repotting, avoid excessive damage to the root system. Firm the soil gently around the root ball, but do not press so hard that the soil becomes compacted. Allow enough space at the top of the pot so that water can be added easily. Water newly potted plants thoroughly, drain and do not water again until necessary. Watch new plants carefully for development of insect or disease problems. If detected early, these problems often can be corrected easily before serious damage is done. If ignored or unseen, they may become difficult to control. The three most common and difficult houseplant pests are spider mites, scales and mealy bugs.
Summer care
During the summer, many houseplants can be revitalized if placed outdoors. Do not rush the plants outside too early in the spring. Late May is usually soon enough. Cool nights may injure some of them. Move the plants to a sheltered spot on a porch, beneath a tree or behind shrubs close to the house on a mild day, preferably when the weather is cloudy. After about one week of this adjustment, they may be moved to a more exposed but sheltered spot for the rest of the summer. Plants with large leaves should be placed where they get good wind protection, since their leaves are easily torn. Potted plants dry rapidly outdoors. Frequency of watering can be reduced by submerging the pots in soil. This also keeps pots from falling over. Lift the pots occasionally to keep roots from growing out of the drainage hole in the pot and to prevent the plant from becoming established outdoors. Fertilize monthly, and check occasionally for insects or diseases that may attack them outdoors. Move them indoors by mid-September before cool weather returns.
Durable houseplants
Although all houseplants grow best with good care, there are a few that stand abuse more than others. Some of the most durable houseplants are:
snake plant (Sansevieria),
heart-leaf philodendron (Philodendron cordatum),
devil's ivy (Pothos),
corn plant (Dracaena massangeana),
Peperomia (Peperomia obtusifolia),
cast iron plant (Aspidistra),
dwarf palm (Collinea),
Chinese evergreen (Aglaonema)
and spider plant (Chlorophytum).
Diagnosing cultural problems
Problems resulting from poor growing conditions in the home are difficult to diagnose. Often poor growth results from a combination of several unfavorable factors. The following list includes symptoms and causes of several cultural problems.
Lower leaves turn yellow and drop when touched
• Usually caused by overwatering.
• May occur when a new plant is moved from greenhouse to a low-light, low-humidity environment.
Yellowing and dropping of leaves at various levels on a plant
• Overwatering.
• Poor drainage.
• Tight soil.
• Chilling.
• Gas fumes.
Tips or margins of leaves appear burned, brown or both
• Too much fertilizer.
• Plant too dry for a short period of time.
• Plant exposed to too low temperature for short period.
• Use of softened water. New leaves of plant are small
• Soil too dry for long periods.
• Poorly drained soil.
• Tight soil mixture.
New leaves with long internodes
• Not enough light.
• Temperature too high. Leaves yellow or light green, weak growth
• Too much light. • Poor root system — possibly from poor drainage, overwatering or tight soil.
Cause and effects:
** Night temperature May fluctuate several degrees above or below listing. Day temperature should be 10 to 15 degrees higher.
** No direct sun Low light intensity suitable. Direct sun may bleach or burn foliage.
** Filtered light Needs good light but protection from long periods of bright sunlight.
** Bright light Suitable for south window exposure close to or in direct sunlight.
** Thoroughly wet Daily watering generally required. May stand in water for brief periods.
** Evenly moist, frequent watering required, but must never stand in water. Soil surface should always feel moist.
** Drench, then dry Soak root ball thoroughly, then allow the soil to become fairly dry before watering again. Do not allow the plant to wilt.
Cultural preferences of plants often grown in the home
• African violet, Saintpaulia 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, easy to maintain
• Amaryllis 55 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Aluminum plant (related pileas) 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, easy to maintain
• Arrowhead, Nephthytis 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, easy to maintain
• Asparagus fern, Plumosus 50 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, easy to maintain
• Australian tree fern 65 degrees at night, filtered light, thoroughly wet, challenging to maintain
• Begonia (many types) 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Bromeliads 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Burn plant, Aloe 55 degrees at night, bright light, drench, then dry, easy to maintain
• Cactus (desert types) 65 degrees at night, bright light, drench, then dry, easy to maintain
• Cast iron plant, Aspidistra 50 degrees at night, no direct sun, evenly moist, easy to maintain
• Chinese evergreen, Aglaonema 65 degrees at night, no direct sun, evenly moist, easy to maintain
• Christmas cactus 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist
• Christmas pepper 65 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist
• Chrysanthemum 55 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist
• Coleus 65 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist
• Coral berry 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Croton 65 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Cyclamen 50 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Cymbidium orchid 55 degrees at night, filtered to bright light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Dieffenbachia, Dumb cane 65 degrees at night, filtered light, drench, then dry, moderately easy to maintain
• Dracaena, Corn plant, Ti plant (related types) 65 degrees at night, filtered light, thoroughly wet, easy to maintain
• Dwarf orange, other citrus 55 degrees at night, bright light, drench, then dry, challenging to maintain
• Dwarf schefflera 65 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• English ivy, Hedera 50 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Episcia, flame flower 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Ferns (many types) 55 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Fiddleleaf fig 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Fuschia, Lady's eardrops 55 degrees at night, no direct sun, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Gardenia 65 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist, challenging to maintain
• Gloxinia 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Hibiscus 65 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Holiday cactus 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Hydrangea 55 degrees at night, bright light, thoroughly wet, moderately easy to maintain
• Jade plant, Crassula 65 degrees at night, bright light, drench, then dry, moderately easy to maintain
• Kalanchoe 55 degrees at night, bright light, drench, then dry, moderately easy to maintain
• Maidenhair fern, Adiantum 65 degrees at night, no direct sun, thoroughly wet, moderately easy to maintain
• Moses-in-the-cradle, Rhoeo 55 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Norfolk Island pine 55 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Orchid (Cattleya types) 55 degrees at night, filtered light, drench, then dry, moderately easy to maintain
• Palms 65 degrees at night, no direct sun, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Peace lily, Spathiphyllum 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Philodendron (many types) 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, easy to maintain
• Poinsettia 65 degrees at night, bright light, drench, then dry, moderately easy to maintain
• Ponytail palm 65 degrees at night, filtered to bright light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Pothos, devil's ivy 65 degrees at night, filtered light, drench, then dry, easy to maintain
• Rubber plant, Ficus 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Sago palm, Cycad 55 degrees at night, filtered light, drench, then dry, moderately easy to maintain
• Schefflera, Umbrella tree 65 degrees at night, bright light, drench, then dry, moderately easy to maintain
• Sedums 55 degrees at night, bright light, drench, then dry, moderately easy to maintain
• Shrimp plant 55 degrees at night, bright light, drench, then dry, moderately easy to maintain
• Spider plant, Chlorophytum 50 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, easy to maintain
• Split-leaf philodendron 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Wandering Jew, Tradescantia 55 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, easy to maintain
• Weeping fig, Ficus 65 degrees at night, bright light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
• Zebra plant, Aphelandra 65 degrees at night, filtered light, evenly moist, moderately easy to maintain
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FILL YOUR MEMORIES WITH THE BREATHINGS OF YOUR HEART.

SANTA CLAUS AT GREENSCAPE.
YES....THE BABY IS REAL.

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A WAIST IS A TERRIBLE THING TO MANAGE.

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I USED TO THINK I WAS INDECISIVE,
BUT NOW I'M NOT TOO SURE.

FLORIDA SUNSET

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GREENSCAPE GARDENS LAWN TIPS
Healthy, dense lawns absorb rainfall six times more effectively than a wheat field and four times better than a hayfield. Sodded lawns can absorb 10 to 12 times more water than seeded lawns, even after two years of growth, thus preventing runoff and erosion.
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INCOMING FIRE HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY.

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I BRAKE FOR NO APPARENT REASON

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EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY,
SOME JUST DON'T HAVE FILM.

GREENSCAPE GARDENS MUM DISPLAY

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

GREENSCAPE GARDENS TIPS
Backyard composting enriches the earth and eases land fill crisis. High-tech societies have been criticized for their “throwaway” habits. But there is one common “throwaway” item that can be recycled at home very easily---lawn debris composed of grass clippings and tree leaves. Anyone who mows a lawn can return valuable nutrients to the soil and helps relieve a landfill crisis. Mulching type mowers have been designed by many of the major lawn mower manufacturers. Homeowners can purchase these types of mowers which hold grass chopped into tiny pieces and blown into the turf, where the clippings decompose rapidly without adding to a thatch buildup. In fact, grass clippings return 20 percent of their nitrogen to the soil. By recycling lawn debris right now, homeowners can reduce the volume of throwaway material by up to 20 percent and extend the life of a community’s landfill. In return, recycled lawn materials are a rich source of nutrients.
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"I'M NOT TAILGATING,
I'M KEEPING UP WITH THE PACE CAR".

GREENSCAPE GARDENS AMISH BUGGY

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CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

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OUTHOUSE HISTORY

The history of the quarter-moon on the door of the outhouse goes way back. Most serious historians who are students of the subject are of the opinion that the custom started in Europe in the 1500s or the 1600s. It was common practice, back then, to identify which outhouse was which by means of a circular symbol on the door of the mens' and a quarter-moon on the ladies'. The use of symbols rather than words was necessary due to the widespread illiteracy of the times. When a feller can't read and is headed for the outhouse, he sure doesn't need some incomprehensible hieroglyphics on the door to figure out. The circular symbol and the quarter-moon were Europe's version of the Chinese Yin and Yang. The circle was representative of the sun which symbolized masculinity. The more subdued and submissive moon, on the other hand, represented femininity. The use of the circle and quarter-moon was especially common at inns and houses for lodging. Not only was illiteracy a problem, but also the clientele of such places was more likely to be travelers from another country and another language. These universal signs were easy to make and easy to "read", so most such had the little houses out back so designated, one with a circular sign, and one with the quarter-moon. So why is the quarter-moon applied in more recent times to outhouses in general? The answer to that apparently lies in the economics of maintaining outhouses. If one of the outhouses at an inn, for example, were to have fallen into a state of disrepair, the solution was often to transfer, if necessary, the quarter-moon onto the surviving structure. It was reasoned that the men could always simply step into the shadows of the trees. An outhouse had to be kept for the ladies, of course, so whatever outhouse fell apart first was automatically the men's. This practice became so widespread that in many cases only a women's outhouse would be available to those who frequented such public places. Since those carried the quarter-moon, that symbol soon evolved into the sign for any outhouse, in general, rather than one for ladies only."
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CONSTIPATED PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A CRAP!

GREENSCAPE GARDENS OUTHOUSE ART

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MAN WHO EATS PRUNES GET GOOD RUN FOR MONEY

GREENSCAPE GARDENS OUTHOUSE ART

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MAN WHO DROPS WATCH IN TOILET
BOUND TO HAVE SHITTY TIME.

GREENSCAPE GARDENS OUTHOUSE ARTWORK

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STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP.
PARK ELSEWHERE!

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I TRIED BEING NORMAL ONCE.....
I DIDN'T LIKE IT.

THE GRAND CANYON

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GREENSCAPE GARDENS TREE CARE TIPS
HOW TO REPAIR TORN BARK
Torn or stripped bark is the result of limbs being violently broken from the tree by vandalism, wind or branches falling from above. To improve appearance and eliminate hiding places for insects, carefully use a chisel or sharp knife to smooth ragged edges of dead or dying bark. Remove the bark back to the point at which it is attached to the tree. Try not to expose any more cambium (inner bark). Shaping the tear into an ellipse has more aesthetic value than effect on the wound closure, and if you use this traditional method, round the ends to prevent dieback of the cambium at these points. Keep the wound as narrow as you can to hasten wound closing. For additional information concerning the care of your trees check out: http://www.arborday.org/programs/treecityusa.cfm
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS THANK A TEACHER

OLD ONE ROOM SCHOOL HOUSE

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