Friday, December 25, 2009

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

MESA VERDE

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SPECIAL TODAY===NO ICE CREAM

TELLURIDE, COLORADO

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EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, DIE ANYWAY.

GETTYSBURG NATIONAL PARK

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I FOUGHT THE LAWN,
AND THE LAWN WON.

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AT MY AGE, I'VE SEEN IT ALL, DONE IT ALL, HEARD IT ALL...
I JUST CAN REMEMBER IT ALL.

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THE OLD TRAIN PHILOSOPHER

MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

GREENSCAPE GARDENS RAILROAD

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NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.

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FIGHT CRIME; SHOOT BACK.

THE BEAVER THAT DESTROYED 43 TREES OVER ONE WEEKEND.

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CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

GRADY GREENSCAPE

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TROUBLE WITH POLITICAL JOKES,
THEY GET ELECTED.

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WE ARE ALL ALIKE....
ON THE INSIDE.

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VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN, JUST VOTE

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EVERYTHING HURTS,
AND WHAT DOESN'T HURT,
WON'T WORK.

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POLITICS IS IGNORING THE TRUTH.

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DIETING FOR 2 WEEKS,
AND ONLY LOST 14 DAYS.

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RAIN DANCED CANCELLED, BAD WEATHER.

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WHICH SIDE OF THE BED....IS THE RIGHT SIDE?

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GENIUS IS ONE PERCENT INSPIRATION
AND 99 PERCENT PERSPIRATION.

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LAUGHTER IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE
BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE.

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NO ONE IS LISTENING,
UNTIL YOU MAKE A MISTAKE.

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ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEMN, AND COMPLAIN.
AND MOST DO.

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DON'T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY,
YOU WON'T GET OUT ALIVE.

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BETTER TO UNDERSTAND A LITTLE
THAN TO MISUNDERSTAND ALOT.

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BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS.
THEY'LL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME.

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IF YOU LIVED IN YOUR CAR,
YOU'D BE HOME ALREADY.

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