Sunday, January 23, 2005

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER, THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY!

Exercise bike for sale.....like new rarely used.....Ask for Chubby

Sign Philosophy 101.....Dread one day at a time

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LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION 200 YEARS AGO TODAY 1/23/1805

Four inches of fresh snow greet the Corps of Discovery this morning and the temperatures stay below zero.

Additional information concerning Lewis and Clark

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GREENSCAPE GARDENS HUMOR OF THE DAY!

At the crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of there bones, he noticed the rescue team.

"Thank God", he cried out in relief. "I am saved!"

The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he had eaten his comrades.

The survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in shame. "You can't judge me for this," he insisted. "I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?"

The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief. "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but my God man, your plane only went down yesterday!"

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