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THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER, THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY!

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I get enough exercise.......by pushing my luck

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GREENSCAPE GARDENS HUMOR OF THE DAY!

A man left the cold and snow of St. Louis for a vacation
in Florida. His wife was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter in the address, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband

P.S. Sure is hot down here.