Greenscape Gardens Green Blog

THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER, THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

The sunny side......of the road.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION 200 YEARS AGO TODAY 01/20/1805

Chief Little Crow visits Fort Mandan today. He tells Captain Clark that the 120 year old man that Clark befriended had died. The Mandans believe in an afterlife in a spirit village amoung friends and relatives.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

GREENSCAPE GARDENS HUMOR OF THE DAY

A married couple was on a crowded elevator, the wife became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped the husband, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"

Bewildered, he was halfway to the parking lot with his wife
when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."

"Of course you didn't," said his wife, consolingly. "I did."