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THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER, THOUGHTS OF THE DAY!

Use your Mastercard.....to pay off your Visa
Please standby.....Experiencing......Technical Difficulties
(optical illusion on sign since it was on Marquee backwards)

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LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION 200 YEARS AGO TODAY 01/19/1805

The men from the Northwest Trading Company go to the Hidatsa villages. The captains send three horses to help pick up meat from the hunting camp.

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GREENSCAPE GARDENS HUMOR OF THE DAY!

Little Bobby was eating breakfast and asked his mom, "Mommy, why doesn't daddy have much hair?"

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

Or she was until Bobby thought for a second and asked, "So why do you have so much hair?"