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THE OLD SIGN PHILOSOPHER THOUGHT OF THE DAY!

Think more.....talk less

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LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION 200 YEARS AGO TODAY 01/21/1805

Captain Lewis and the hunters arrive at Fort Mandan with about 3,000 pounds of meat. Since the snow is so deep it takes 16 men to pull one sled that holds 2,400 pounds of meat.

Additional information concerning Lewis & Clark expedition can be found at www.lewisandclarkmo.com

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GREENSCAPE GARDENS HUMOR OF THE DAY!

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her
mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying
to find her mother.

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to
look for her.

In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight:
the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and
a large male lion stood facing her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."